HYPOTHETICAL AMERICAN BEATLES ALBUMS: An Introduction

Now that my year-long dive into hour-long introductory playlists is finally over, I thought I would try something a little different. Going back to my last subject before 2020, I’m looking again at the Beatles.

During the early years of the Beatles (1962 – 1966, the “Red” album years), the band would meticulously craft stellar pop albums for Parlophone, the UK record label. Parlophone was a subsidiary of EMI – whose American counterpart, Capital Records, didn’t even want to release the Beatles records in the USA letting tiny labels like Swan and VeeJay have the first crack at them. By the time of the Ed Sullivan Show and the Can’t Buy Me Love and the whole Beatlemania thing, Capital were finally on-board, but they didn’t have to put out the albums exactly as the Beatles and EMI did.

In England, Beatles albums usually had fourteen songs, and the singles released were not found on the album to give the consumer the most band for their buck (or pound). In America, the accountants knew that they could thin out the supply a bit to get more return on their investment. Therefore, most American albums by the Beatles only had eleven or twelve tracks and usually would include the singles on there. By using this practice, Capital could turn the first seven albums into a total of eleven.

The band itself were none to happy with this practice. It not only felt like a rip-off to their fans, but also messed with their artistic vision. When Capitol needed a new cover for the totally made up Yesterday… and Today album, John Paul, George, and Ringo submitted the infamous “butcher cover” replete with slabs of meat and bloody doll heads to express their displeasure. Starting with Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Heart’s Club Band, the Beatles used their considerable weight to force Capitol to start releasing the albums the same way as their British counterparts. Once the Beatles catalog was released on CD in 1987, the UK versions were used as the template (with one exception) and that is the way the Beatles albums have been really seen and dealt with ever since.

But what if Capitol had refused to comply in 1967? What would subsequent Beatles releases look like? They certainly wouldn’t be better. While some may stick up for the occasional US tracklist, most people agree that the UK version is closer to what the Beatles intended and therefore is superior. So this hypothetical exercise isn’t about making the Beatles music better (if that’s even possible), but is just an excuse to dive deep into the catalog and think about all these great songs again.

I figured this would mostly be an excuse to really concentrate on the “Blue Album” years, but before I could really dive in, I had to seriously study the American albums and try to figure out what (if anything) Capitol was thinking and how they tried to chop these LPs up in order to squeeze as many golden eggs as they could from these crazy goose. So in fact I really got to know the early years a lot better than I expected.

Looking and and comparing the US vs UK albums, here is what I found:

UK RELEASES SONG TITLE US ALBUMS
PLEASE PLEASE ME
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14 Songs
released 22 March 1963
Love Me Do THE EARLY BEATLES
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11 Songs
released 22 March 1965
Twist and Shout
Anna (Go to Him)
Chains
Boys
Ask Me Why
Please Please Me
P.S. I Love You
Baby It’s You
A Taste of Honey
Do You Want to Know a Secret
Misery These two tracks were not released on any US albums at the time, nor was the A-side of the single FROM ME TO YOU
There’s A Place
I Saw Her Standing There MEET THE BEATLES
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12 Songs
released 20 January 1964
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non-album single
I Want to Hold Your Hand
This Boy
WITH THE BEATLES
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14 Songs
released 22 November 1963
It Won’t Be Long
All I’ve Got To Do
All My Loving
Don’t Bother Me
Little Child
Till There Was You
Hold Me Tight
I Wanna Be Your Man
Not a Second Time
Roll Over Beethoven THE BEATLES’ SECOND ALBUM
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11 Songs
released 10 April 1964
You Really Got A Hold on Me
Devil in Her Heart
Money (That’s What I Want)
Please Mr. Postman
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songs exclusive to the
LONG TALL SALLY E.P.
Long Tall Sally
I Call Your Name
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non-album single
She Loves You
I’ll Get You
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the B-Side of
FROM ME TO YOU
Thank You Girl
A HARD DAY’S NIGHT
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13 Songs
released 10 July 1964
You Can’t Do That
A Hard Day’s Night A HARD DAY’S NIGHT
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12 Songs
released 26 June 1964
Tell Me Why
I’ll Cry Instead
I’m Happy Just To Dance With You
I Should Have Known Better
If I Fell
And I Love Her
Can’t Buy Me Love
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instrumentals from the
film’s soundtrack
I Should Have Known Better
And I Love Her
Ringo’s Theme (This Boy)
A Hard Day’s Night
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songs exclusive to the
LONG TALL SALLY E.P.
Slow Down SOMETHING NEW
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11 Songs
released 20 July 1964
Matchbox
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German language only single
Komm, Gib Mir Deine Hand
More songs from the album
A HARD DAY’S NIGHT
I’ll Cry Instead
(for the second time)
Tell Me Why
(for the second time)
If I Fell
(for the second time)
And I Love Her
(for the second time)
I’m Happy Just to Dance With You
(for the second time)
When I Get Home
Things We Said Today
Any Time At All
I’ll Be Back BEATLES ’65
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11 Songs
released 15 December 1964
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non-album single
I Feel Fine
She’s A Woman
BEATLES FOR SALE
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14 Songs
Released 4 December 1964
No Reply
I’m a Loser
Baby’s In Black
Rock and Roll Music
I’ll Follow The Sun
Mr. Moonlight
Honey Don’t
Everybody’s Trying To Be My Baby
Kansas City/Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey BEATLES VI
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11 Songs
released 14 June 1965
Eight Days A Week
I Don’t Want To Spoil The Party
Words of Love
Every Little Thing
What You’re Doing
This song did not appear on any UK albums until A COLLECTION OF BEATLES’ OLDIES in 1966 Bad Boy
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the B-side of TICKET TO RIDE
Yes It Is
HELP!
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14 Songs
released 6 August 1965
You Like Me Too Much
Dizzy Miss Lizzy
Tell Me What You See
Help! HELP!
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12 Songs
released 13 August 1965
The Night Before
You’ve Got To Hide Your Love Away
I Need You
Another Girl
Ticket to Ride
You’re Going To Lose That Girl
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instrumentals from the
film’s soundtrack
From Me to You Fantasy
In the Tyrol
Another Hard Day’s Night
The Bitter End/You Can’t Do That
The Chase
More songs from
the album HELP!
I’ve Just Seen A Face RUBBER SOUL
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12 Songs
released 6 December 1965
It’s Only Love
RUBBER SOUL
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14 Songs
released 3 December 1965
Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)
You Won’t See Me
Think For Yourself
The Word
Michelle
Girl
I’m Looking Through You
In My Life
Wait
Run for Your Life
Drive My Car YESTERDAY AND TODAY
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11 Songs
released 15 June 1966
Nowhere Man
If I Needed Someone
What Goes On
More songs from
the album HELP!
Yesterday
Act Naturally
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non-album single
Day Tripper
We Can Work It Out
REVOLVER
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14 Songs
released 5 August 1966
I’m Only Sleeping
Doctor Robert
And Your Bird Can Sing
Taxman REVOLVER
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11 Songs
released 8 August 1966
Eleanor Rigby
Love You To
Here, There And Everywhere
Yellow Submarine
She Said She Said
Good Day Sunshine
For No One
I Want to Tell You
Got to Get You Into My Life
Tomorrow Never Knows

The first seven UK albums came out every 205 days approximately, consisted of 14 songs apiece and were a little over thirty-three minutes in length on average. The first 11 American albums came out every 93 days, with an average of 11.3636 songs per album and a length of twenty-seven minutes and twenty-one seconds. Here is a run-down of the releases on the different sides of the pond. Some things to note: the two soundtrack albums, A Hard Day’s Night and Help! were technically released on United Artists and not Capitol. They included a few non-Beatles songs from the actual soundtrack of the film to help pad out the albums more and spread out the songs. Also, they didn’t include any songs that were not actually used within the film itself. This is good information to know when constructing new versions of Magical Mystery Tour, Yellow Submarine, and Let It Be. Also, on a few occasions, the same song did appear on two albums, mostly because Capitol and United Artists both wanted to use the same hit. I tried to avoid doing this with my new hypothetical US albums, but it is nice to know. Also, the release of Komm Gib Mir Deine Hand on Something New seems to indicate that they were willing to use just about anything to fill up the quota for an album.

Using this information, and the patterns I can detect, I will now try to reconfigure Sgt. Pepper through Abbey Road into Capitol’s ideal method of capitalizing on the Beatles.